A'ight let the beat drop like old people with polio!
(That was actually really fucked up)

Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when see my dick
My dick pays rent and my dick is quick
So I got a little story that will rattle your tits;
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
Because it was disabled

The doctors say that I have a disease
But I find that really fucking hard to believe
I hang dogs from trees
So I can raise the ROOF!

I turned around way too fast and knocked the things off the shelf
With my dick
Now it's really random blue like Lilo&Stitch
Now it's really starting to itch

This beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve
My nipple triples up like a dehydrated elf
I shot an old man in the kneecaps
I shot an old man in the kneecaps
And they call me moose-knuckles
Because when I sit down
You can see my balls stick out
Like moose knuckles

I get diseases from the great sex
I-I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna pass the mic

Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when see my dick
My dick pays rent and my dick is quick
So I got a little story that will rattle your tits;
They call me Mister Fancy Pants
With these nasty rents
They gonna get a little Mister Magic Man
They want a little five from the lengthy-pants(?)
So they'll get a little help from these faggots man

I shake things up like Parkinson
All these faggots with clarisonic rims
We're having a blast like Kim Jong's last bombs
On America's sons, yeah

You can't kill me
Cause Chin-Chin is my lord
Fuck that ain't about the peace
I'm all about that vagina grease
Cause I'm done with you, assholes

If you're hard as if they were made of glass(?)
Motherfucker I will kill you!
Motherfucker I will kill you.
(Whoa that was pretty mean)
(Well yeah you're pretty fucking disgusting)