Do you know why you're lonely?
It's cause you're fat and gay

Girls don't choose the nice guys
(And you're a nice guy!)
But you're fat
And you're fucking gay

And why don't girls see the inside
(Oh they do!)
And they see
That you're still fat and gay

There's no such thing as a friend-zone
The only reason that you're lonely
Is cause you're fat and gay (x2)