[Intro]
They laughed at my hair and called me funny
Laughed at my clothes and said I had no money
I always said I'd prove 'em wrong
I always said I'd show 'em all

[Verse]
But while they were gone I made the big time
Here I am just sippin' on boxed wine
Married a man who handed me some keys
Now he's bowing down to me

[Chorus]
'Cause I've got a double wide on a double lot
With a sign that says trespassers are gonna get shot
He's on his second round of you-know-what
While I'm hanging up the laundry just cooking in the sun
I'm eating granny's fried chicken off of Corelle plates
Smiling to myself saying "let 'em eat cake"

[Refrain]
They never thought that I'd amount to anything
Well guess what, you're looking at the trailer park queen

[Verse]
Now I've got a Cadillac in the driveway
And I'm cooking for a potluck dinner on Friday
Everyone's welcome, come as you please
Just bring your own lawn chair, BYOB

[Chorus]
'Cause I've got a double wide on a double lot
With a sign that says trespassers are gonna get shot
He's on his third round of you-know-what
While I'm hanging up the laundry just cooking in the sun
I'm eating granny's fried chicken off of Corelle plates
Smiling to myself saying "let 'em eat cake"

[Refrain]
They never thought that I'd amount to anything
Well guess what, you're looking at the trailer park queen

[Bridge]
So roll the red carpet out
Bring the paparazzi down
Let me polish off my Crown

[Chorus]
'Cause I've got a double wide on a double lot
With a sign that says trespassers are gonna get shot
He's on his fourth round of you-know-what
While I'm hanging up the laundry just cooking in the sun
I'm eating granny's fried chicken off of Corelle plates
Smiling to myself saying "let 'em eat cake"

[Refrain]
They never thought that I'd amount to anything
Well guess what, you're looking at the trailer park queen