Puzzles is a place where people go, to feel like they belong
Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls
No we are not (Bro), That would be wrong
A place where wit and wisdom bloom
A place to bang chicks in Ted´s room
Not happening
We´ll talk about it

At Puzzles we all fit together
On sunny days or stormy weather
So pull up a chair and sit for a spell
There's laughter to share and stories to tell
Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home
And we bang chicks in Ted´s room.