Hey sister could you spare a child?
It's not for me; it's for a friend
You see he's going through these changes
I said I'd be there for him then

He lives way out in that haunted village
Where the kids go at night
Throwing their stones into windowless houses
For a spooky delight

Hey sister could you spare a liver?
Oh I'm just asking for a friend
He gets real scary for a minute
But then he comes around again

He lives way out in this haunted village
Where the kids go at night
Throwing their stones into windowless houses
For a spooky delight
He might look freaky but I can vouch for him
I swear he's a good guy
Just don't sneak up on him after the sunset
Or you're in for a fright

Hey sister could I show you something
Oh I just know you’re gonna scream
You see I've got this buddy
He's got a mug made for the screen

He lives way out in this haunted village
Where the kids go at night
They throw their stones into his windowless house
And then he takes a big bite
Right out of their thigh

What a spooky delight
What a spooky delight