There's a million little seagulls
In a million little nests
And every little seagull
Thinks he's better than the rest

There's a thousand little seals
And every seal feels
There's a big man with a gun
Who is having lots of fun

There's a hundred rats and mice
Which are registered as pets
Which by nature just exist
And by logic just infest

There's a multitude of ants
They contaminate the plants
There's a big man with a gun
Who is having lots of fun

And he chases them with poison
And he shoots at them with shotguns
And he runs around the meadows
And they think he's round the bend

And he looks a little haywire
In his outsize rubber gumboots
And what he doesn't realise
Is that they'll get him in the end

There's a million frogs and toads
In a million little holes
Near a colony of bats
Living up a million poles

There's a thousand little rabbits
Every rabbit has its habits
There's a big man with a gun
Who is having lots of fun

And he chases them with poison
And he shoots at them with shotguns
And he runs around the meadows
And they think he's round the bend

And he looks a little haywire
In his outsize rubber gumboots
And what he doesn't realise
Is that they'll get him in the end

There's a million frogs and toads
In a million little holes
Near a colony of bats
Living up a million poles

There's a thousand little rabbits
Every rabbit has its habits
There's a big man with a gun
Who is having lots of fun

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There's a big man with a gun
Who is having lots of fun