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Inside-Inside-In-in-in-in-Inside the convention where otaku loligag.
Ota-kamis in the building and he's sugoi to the max
All the girls say he's kawaii and the guys fuck with his swag
But the weeaboos dislike him. Nigga tell em why you mad
D-D-Damn I love it when she cosplays as mai waifu that's a fact
I get limited edition figures out my blister packs
G-G-Got a gundam with cool functions even plasma cannon blasts
Rocket boosters in my feet. I could goto space and back.(woosh)
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I-I could goto space and back
I-I got rocket that'll blast
W-When I step in the convention ladies know just who I am
I-I-I'm that nigga. 12 inch figures still mint inside the pack
Cashing out in Akihabara like I want that and that
My gyaru rollin rollin up that mana potion pack
Fucking round with them Yakuzas and they'll shoot you on attack
And my bijin sailor fuku and her ears look like a cat
Nekomimis if she's 3D I don't care about her ass
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Man I just came back from Namek I was in that Macross
I'm otaku to the maximum with yen in Tokyo
A-a-At conventions I be glaring with an aura. Final boss
And mai waifu is kawaii. You see her and drop your jaw
Got a bijin hanging with me you can call her player two
I am so fucking happy I am not a weeaboo
She looks sugoi in her cosplay reading manga like it's cool
We otaku and we mobbin on 4Chan like fuck the rules.(ahh)