How the fuck he got an Oscar,
Passed out in his red Mazda,
With his fuckin head in his pasta,
in the parking lot of K-mart plaza,
across from the Red Lobster,
Looking like the Loch Ness Monster,
Dressed like a cross dressed mobster,
talk is cheap it cost less to gossip,
I’ll probably be a lot less hostile,
if you snots kept your snozzes out the air holes
or get fucked in all seven holes,
ass, mouth, pussy, yeah, both ears,
and ha, yes nostrils,
at the Ozfest with Nas,
bumpin Das EFX in a wrecked up Dotsin
and drop two extra strength Watson Vicodin,
out my pocket, they cost less,
I’m a hot mess, cuz I tripped and got my head stuck in a wasps nest,
in the process, awesome.

Drunk as fuck, one sock, pulling my boxers up
With boxing gloves, but I keep dropping my fucking binoculars
Got 2 fucking hyroxycuts and 4 oxys stuck in my esophagus
These 3 lesbian lil stocky sluts thought I swallowed 2 hockey pucks
Started screaming "serves you right you cocky fuck, that's what you get for mocking us!"
"Ain't as clean as you thought you was!"
Bitch, all I did when I walked up was have my dick in a sock
Like it's a sock puppet, so no strings attached, you can all suck it
*chicka* get it? aw fuck it
Shit's about to get hairy as motherfucking Chewbacca's nuts
Cock suckersssss.