Down Down Down, Down Down Down,Down Down Down Down OK
Guess whose back, back again, Shady's back, tell a friend.
Now everyone report to the dance floor, to the dance floor, to the dance floor,
now everyone report to the dance floor, Alright stop, pajama time!
[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of child molestation accusations (aahhhhh!)
No worries
Papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise
I done touched on everything, but little boys
And that's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho, I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes.
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor like Tee Pee for my bung hole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know. Who'd hear it? Give a little poot poot it's ok (pppptttt)
Ooops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip.
[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance it's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Ooops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world. Alright now lose it (aahhhhh!)
Just lose it (aahhhhh!)
Go crazy (aahhhhh!)
Oh baby (aahhhhh!)
Oh baby (aahhhhh!) baby
[Bridge]
Well, it's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way till Sunday
Maybe till Monday I dunno what day
Every day's just a holiday.
Crusin' down the freeway, feelin' kinda breezy
Let with the top down and my hair blow
I don't know where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there someone's gonna touch my body.
[Verse 2]
Scuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work.
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? Yeah.
Now what's your name girl, what's your sign?
(Dr.Dre) Man you must be up out your mind.
Dre, aahhhh beer goggles blind, I'm just tryin' to unwind
Now I'm...
[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance it's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Ooops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world. Alright now lose it (aahhhhh!)
Just lose it (aahhhhh!)
Go crazy (aahhhhh!)
Oh baby (aahhhhh!)
Oh baby (aahhhhh!) baby
[Bridge]
Well it's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened.
They say I was runnin' butt naked down the streets screamin' (aahhhhh!)
You're honor I'm sorry I don't remember
All I know is this much, Im not guilty
They said save it boy we've got you on tape yellin' at an old lady to touch my body.
[Verse 3]
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It get's real intense, noone makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves.
Now snap back to reality, look it's B Rabbit.
Yo, you sign me up to battle? I'm a grown man
Chubby chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chubby
I don't have any line to go right here so chuba telatubby.
Fella's (what?) fellas, grab your left nut make your right one jealous. (what?)
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls, I'm calling all girls.
Everyone report to the dance floor, it's your chance for
a little romance or
butt squeezin' it's the season just go aaahhhh it's so appeasin'.
[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance it's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Ooops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world. Alright now lose it (aahhhhh!)
Just lose it (aahhhhh!)
Go crazy (aahhhhh!)
Oh baby (aahhhhh!)
Oh baby (aahhhhh!) baby
Mmmmm... Touch my body...
Mmmmm... Touch my body...
Oooh, boy touch my body I mean girl touch my body