[Eminem]

I wasn't born mean I was pushed to
I walked the streets looking for some puss to fetch me
I like a veggie brain, turn to mush, I'm edgy
Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie
If he don't give me Kim things could get messy
So pass that ass to me, let me squish the left cheek
and pressed against the right one till it's smushed against me
and leave a dead body in the woods the mc
With the Christopher Reeves beef, we started off on the wrong foot
Or should I say fake leg, made outta wood? I shouldn't, yes I should
Riding through the hood, I'm chilling with Westwood
I'm quite mellow, a white fellow
My pee is bright yellow, I like jello, I'm like hello
To a cute little dike on the mic, I'm kinda like...
Iron Mike cos i bite earlobes

[Mr. Porter]

See. I'm The First One On A Class
And The Last To Leave
I Mean The First One To Leave Out OF Class
Believe That I'm A Mailbox Pimp In My Heart 'til I Die
Even After I'm All Gone And My Ashes Fry
Went From An Ashy Guy
Class Clown This High
To A Grown Ass Man Seekin'
Motherfuckin' PayPa
Runyon Ave's The Click
D12's The Gang
We've Been Spittin' In Six
Since We Was Little Babes
Gaga Goo Goo Nana Nanee Doo Doo Never
Word To My Homie. Em
I'm Just Too Too Clever
A 45 Shot 'll Leave A Nigga
Face Lopsided
The Kick From The Barrel
Make You Think - I'm Cockeyed!
When I Bust It Off In The Crowd
Niggas Start Diving
Greg Location Lower The Bar
I Ain't Lying!
Hot Ain't Lee Tools
Not Defying The Soldier
Runyon Ave. Soldier Equals Death
When It's Over
It's None Colder Then. Niggas
Than Under Distrail Of Struggle
Fly The Street Muscle
We been Had The Hustle We Been Had The Hustle
Hire Street Muscle We Bee Had The Hustle

[Eminem]

Me and Westwood blasting off
Jacking off in a pair of Acid Wash, bumping Asher Roth
Crusin Gratiot till i damn near crash the car
Tryna smash a moth on the dash, hit the overpass-went off
Over the bridge, into on coming traffic
Caused a massive 42 car pile up, not a scratch at all
Hocked up holding a axe and saw
Jason mask is off but my face is plastered in Tabasco sauce
Spitting flames, kicking fire out ya ass
Ya little bastard, you can pass it on, I'm battery acid dog
You don't wanna get my ass ticked off
I'm harder than playing basketball when I'm going through crack withdraw
Dick's so big it's like estlastic
I tie it in a knot and it looks like Mr. Fantastic
Crossed the path of plastic man, with a drastic force and went spastic
Put my penis on Classic Sports