Intro:
Oh no, what's happening to my brain?
I can't believe this is happening agay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ain.

Verse 1:
Lava out my lips I flips, wait I think I have a cramp
I'm tryin' ta shove the lava lamp up my father's ass
I think I'm outta gas man, I need another mask
I'd ask my mother but I think she's laughing at the plant
I have a gram of Graham crackers and some bandy camps
I'll think I'll eat some Ambiens like the candy yams
cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack
abra-fucking-cadabra motherfucker, look who's back
just like a pendulum, Satan's pentagram swings
I accidentally dented it and bent the damn thing
shit, I think I might'a did it when I was dancing
while I was chopping one of my legs off, when I pulled a hamstring
first I Re-Up, then I Relapse, go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc
then I'll be back with the sequel, repeat the cycle
cause I react like the she-Hulk, when I see NyQuil

Hook:
Oh no, here we go again
oh no, when it's going to end?
Oh no, where did it begin?
So long 'go, maybe way back when
(Relapse!)

Verse 2:
Into the well baby Jessica fell, she may have wetted herself
quit playing, get her some help, Mary Kay Letourneau was sending me letters from jail
every day in Journal saying how she wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo
I'm the medicine man, my medical marijuana was prescribed by a doctor
shove a TIE fighter up Pe-rez Hilton's ass, shit almost forgot that
he's always shoving something up his ass, so why not that
and fuck it while I'm venting, let's shove a vending machine
up his rear end, when he's bending over pretending that he
didn't say anything that would be offending to me
stick his head in a blender begin blending and gee
where should I put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair
put him under the stairs, people are already under there
hmm, I wonder where, wait I think the cupboard's bare
stuff him up in a Tupperware and shove him up in there

Hook:
Oh no, here we go again
oh no, when it's going to end?
Oh no, where did it begin?
So long 'go, maybe way back when
(Relapse!)

Verse 3:
Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin
I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again
I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again
who am I kidding, I couldn't quit this shit if my life depends
I relapsed twice after I came out of Brighton and
yeah rehab's nice, I have my name up in lights again
you see that's why I can't decipher what life I'm in
I might pull a knife on your wife and slice her then dice her then
it sounds so enticin' isn't it nice when I'm hype again
On nights when I'm like this, no time to write this just type it in
if I could get my quick pen to slow down, would I write this thing
man I'm 'bout to hyperventilate, I just have hypertension
I have the type of mental state you couldn't comprehend
and usually stupid of you for you to think I'm a friend
I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence
I offer no mercy, the controversy is once again

Hook:
Oh no, here we go again
oh no, when it's going to end?
Oh no, where did it begin?
So long 'go, maybe way back when
(Relapse!)
Oh no (echoes)