All the elevator buttons
Oh so incredibly high
I stand today for the midget
At the size of a regular guy

Let me hold you, little man
As the parade passes by
Let me hold you, little man
We'll make believe you can fly

You shout for me to put you down
But I'm marching today for your cause
I'm banging the drum
Your big day will come
When they remake The Wizard of Oz

So let me hold you, midget man
Pretend that you're flying in space
Let me hold you, midget man
So the dog will stop licking your face

Little shoes, Little pants
Little song, Little dance
Little heart, Little mind
But your rights are as big as mine
Na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na, na-na-na, na-na