I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time

I'm worn out
I'm worn down
Mothafucka look at me now

I'm up on stage
People think that I'm edgy
Surprise mothafucka!
I gotta big ol' wedgie

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like mine
Belong in a zoo

Aww, don't be mad
I'll be there too
But not in the cage
I'll be laughing at you

I used to be cute
And I used to be classy
News flash, man
I'm just fucking nasty

My bra's too tight
People too chatty
Long ass nigh
I gotta fucking wedgie!

I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time

Well, if stupid could fly
I'd be a jet
I'm the ugliest person
That I've ever fucking met

Big bad woo!
Stank attitude!
I'm a scary mothafucka
At five foot two

Dollars are silver
And pennies are brass
But why do I always
Smell like ass?

Now I wanna go home and
Smoke some weed
Mari Jane, little children
That's all I need

Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea!
Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea!

La La (la la) La La (la la)
La La (la la) La La (la la)
La La (la la) La La (la la)
Haaaa ha ha!

Well the world is a dog (what)
And I'm just a flower (cute)
Lifts its leg up and gives me a shower (m-mm)

Uuuuu
Did you say flower?
Groovy, baby, Austin Powers!
(Aaaahhhhhh!) (Weeeeeee!)

I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time

Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea!
Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea!

La la (la la) la la (la la)
La la (la la) la la (la la)
La la (la la) la la (la la)
Wa wa waaa
(Bay area! Bay area!)
(Ok!)