Sitting on the corner of College Avenue, wondering to myself,
"How could one so smart be so stupid?"
More education than the GNP of a small country could buy in a lifetime,
Yet you're so foolish...
Brainwashed to the core,
Like a stupid fucking drone
Just because you're book smart, don't mean you're
Not a chump!

Sitting on the corner of College Avenue, watching the co-eds passing me by -
Each lost in their lives
Dreaming of fraternity boys and sorority girls, who've argued to me,
"Our house isn't like the rest! We're different!"
Self-important fucks!
Living in a dream world
Someday these shallow assholes, will be running the world...
THE FUCKING WORLD....!
Yeah!

One day, one of these thousands of jag-offs on this very campus
May become famous for something they'll do
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Maybe they will cure a disease, or even bring about just a touch of world peace
But then again when I look around...
Then again when I look around...
Then again when I look around...
I think to myself,
"Maybe not!"