Thou swell, thou witty
Thou sweet, thou grand
Wouldst kiss me, pretty?
Wouldst hold my hand?

Both thine eyes are cute too
What they do to me!
Hear me holler:
I choose a sweet lollapaloosa in thee!

I'd feel so rich
In a hut for two
Two rooms and kitchen
I'm sure would do

Give me just a plot of,
Not a lot of land.
And thou swell,
Thou witty, thou grand

~~~♫♫♫ ~~~

Thou swell, thou witty
Thou sweet, thou pretty
[Thou terrific, thou sensational]
Thou grand!