Yes!
I am!
I'm a very busy man
My words floiwforth with or without line of LAN
Mile after my with my trusty steer at hand

My carphone
My carphone

Driving!
Speaking!
Simultaneously!
This should be illegal for everyone but me
Meet my wife,
My child,
And most importantly
My carphone
My carphone

Calling anyone
Anyone I wanna call when I'm on my carphone
My carphone
I can call anyone I want

Who else could go for some donuts right about now
Let's call the guys and get donuts
Everyone single night
(Yeah)
Everyone single night
(Ooh)
Donuts!
If you think I'm from the future
That's okay with me
I'm just a man with lots to say
So listen carefully
'Cause 2 dollars a minut have me speaking cryptically on my carphone
My carphone

Calling anyone
Anyone I wanna call when I'm on my carphone
My carphone
I can call anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone
Calling anyone
Anyone I wanna call
When I'm on my carphone
My carphone
I can call anyone I want

Hello?
Hey! I'm on my carphone!
Me too!
Dad, I really gotta pee.
Not now son. Did you catch the game last night?
No, I was on my carphone.
Dad, I really gotta pee!
Son, I'm so close... I'm so close to spanking you right now.
I can't hold it!
Son!

Calling anyone
Anyone I wanna call when I'm on my carphone
My carphone
I can call anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone
Calling anyone
Anyone I wanna call
When I'm on my carphone
My carphone
I can call anyone I want

But I can call anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone