Walking home the other night

I cought a smell that wasn't nice



chorus:

What kung fu that? (x3)



I knew what it was but where was it?

Oh my god I've stepped in it!



(chorus)


I scraped it off outside my door

I turned around and I stepped in more


(chorus)


A hopping madness is the third

Time I've stepped into a ____.

monolog:

I don't know, people let their dog crap all over the place. Here, is that a dog I hear barking? It is.



Come here boy! Come here, come here you little bleeder! You're the one who's been crapping all over the floor! I'm gonna' get my boot right up your arse!