Scout:
Got your head spinning running circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
I'll be up in your face, in the blink of an eye
No I don't got wings but I don't need them to fly
With a couple double jumps I'll be fleeing the zone
Pick up your intel quick then I'm bringing it home
I'm a pretty big deal and that's the honest truth
"I mean do you even know who you're talkin' to?"
(ha ha ha)
Soldier:
About face maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low I can hardly see
BAM! Rocket jumpin all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you It'll break your nose
I hope you weazels are taking note!
Pyro:
Welcome to my magical candy-land where smiles are from ear to ear
Where everyone loves each other, come. and. spread. the. CHEER! (Screams of agony)
Ref.:
This rap is kind of overdue right?
But now it's time to meet the crew, tight!
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, Red or Blu?
After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz' thats what we were born to do
Engineer:
Let's set up shop and get to work
Build a health dispenser if you've been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defences
But do not touch cuz' this stuffs expensive
Auto-aim rockets outta' wreck your bumpkins
And just in case I need it, self destruction
STEP BACK, or I'll whack you with a wrench
And when my turrents spot you
You're as good as dead
(Ha!)
Heavy:
Cry some more!
Run while you can
You little babies
Don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy
This is my gun
When she starts spinning
You better run
I do not require brains or technique
I have so much muscle I'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand bitch
Now I am hungry, give mi sandvich
(om nom nom) Okay i'm good
Demoman:
ARE YOU BLEEDIN IDIOT
TO FIGHT WITH A DRUNKEN SCOT
I'LL DOWN A SWIG OF WHISKAY
FOR EVERY GRENADE I LAUNCH (KILL EM ALL)
WHEREVER I GO THE EXPLOSIONS FOLLOW
SO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE LADS
AND I CARRY TRADITIONAL WEAPONS
I'LL BLOODY YOU UP WITH AN AXE
Ref.:
This rap is kind of overdue right?
But now its time to meet the crew tight!
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, Red or Blu?
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose
Medic:
I am the medic so don't go far
You might want a taste of my ubercharge
Still a doctor but I lost my license
This could be a problem, SHIZA!
Always ready with a bloody bone-saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die Schienhud, i will win this!
DONT OVERDOSE ON MY SYRINGES!
Sniper:
Boom! That's another headshot bloke
I'm a professional
You're a joke
I mean please mate show some respect
At least the way I'm doing it you'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback where things are hectic
Got a big machete that I'll slice your head with
Aussie assassins aren't very common
But when you hear this (Boom!) Keep on running.
Spy:
You probably know me for my disguise
I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I am on your team
Au Heviour, Mon Cheri.
I'm a very accomplished backstabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
"Gentlemen, there's a spy in our mist."
And he's got plenty of ass to kick
Ref.:
This rap is kind of overdue right?
But now it's time to meet the crew tight!
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, Red or Blu?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz' that's what we were born to do!