I just picked up a new job
But I'm hoping it ain't hard
After all it's a night shift
I'll be workin' the graveyard
Urban legends aside
I think I'll be fine
There's no way these things are alive

It's just a robot with nothing inside
Right? Not like I'm fighting to survive
What was that noise? Bonnie is gone
Honestly my skin is starting to crawl

Something is coming
They're walking the halls
And now that my power
Is starting to fall
I'm sick of seeing all
These sinister faces
Why am I working for minimum wage?
If i could be killed
They should give me a raise
Why did they hire me this is insane

Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We cannot cover your loss
Make it to 6 and you'll be fine

What's with all of
These accidents happening
And we're still in business
That is baffling
All these cameras had
Better be acurate
I can't imagine if they get
Their hands on me

Got a long past full of tragedy
What was the Bite of '87 acutally?
Why does it seem like every damn
Event at Freddy's
Is no less than a massive catastrophe
You don't need to
Resitate the gravity
Of making sure I don't
Run out of batteries
Or they might reconfigure my anatomy
Adding me to their mechanical family

Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We cannot cover your loss
Make it to 6 and you'll be fine

I smell a foul odor
I think it's getting closer
I'm havin hallucinations
How much longer till the night is over
Maybe the place is haunted
And all they want is closure
But I really don't give a damn
I just wanna clock out
And knock back a cold one

Chica's tweaking out
Now Foxy's peaking out
Freddy is creeping around
I'm losing my power
Just keepin' him out
Look at this article, reading it now
Learning more info that's
Creeping me out
It's 5AM, I'm goin' steady
Now I'm screwed it's Golden Freddy

Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We cannot cover your loss
Make it to 6 and you'll be fine x2