[Horseshoe Centrist]
Can't you see? You're all the same to me
Don't you know? These radicals got to go

[Commie & Nazi]
C: Such power resonating from this centrist
N: He can't be that powerful, Commie, he's a centrist!
C: Something's not right
N: He can't beat both of us, Commie, he's weak
C: Don't be stupid, Nazi. You rough him up from the distance, and I'll charge him at close range

[Horseshoe Centrist]
Don't you see? You've proved my point for me, yeah
Look at me, every extreme is on the same team

Oh look, I shot a Commie
Oh look, I shot a Nazi
Oh look, I shot a lefty
Or maybe a righty
Oh no, that won't work on me
Aggression's a lesson for me not to be
Regressive, progressive, aggressive or mean
Don't you see you're the same to me?

[Commie & Nazi]
N: He's too powerful!
C: By teaming up to defeat him, we've just proven his point...
C: That the far-left and the far-right really are the same
N: Wait a second, that's it! We have to defeat him
N: Not by proving him wrong, but by proving him right
N: We have to summon... Him
C: Oh, well... if it's our only choice

[Nazbol & Horseshoe Centrist]
NB: I am the Nazbol, two halves of one whole!
NB: I am the Nazbol, two halves of one whole!
NB: Commie, Nazi, horseshoe theory proves me (H: What is this?)
NB: I am far-left and far-right at the same time (H: What?)
NB: I am far-left and far-right at the same time (H: Oh...)
NB: I am the Nazbol, horseshoe theory's right
NB: I fight for the class rights of those that are white (H: Argh!)
NB: I am the Nazbol, bow before we
NB: You moderates are all the same to me