I know a couple chaps,
who are really nice to merry,
one's a boy with curly hair,
and he goes by the name Harry.
The other like wearing stripes,
he is Louis Tomlinson.
When you put them both together,
they make Larry Stylinson - And they're in love!

When you are together all your fans just start to smile,
let me point you One Direction and that's right straight down the aisle.
You think that we don't see all the times you sneak a touch.
I bet after every concert you got right backstage and f-f-f-f,
fiddle with each other's guitars.
As you sing a song of love, while wishing on the stars,
sharing hoodies and t-shirts, don't you know.
when you slap each other's bums thats it's SO HOMO.

The way you make each other smile,
when you whisper to each other I just losing it for a while.
I'd be so sexy if you grew a beard...
Oh wait, Lou, you already have one... THAT'S WEIRD.

You belong together, can't you see...
Larry Stylinson's is real as you and me.
When you catch each other's eyes when you sing:
"I can see it in your smile, you've got that ONE THING."

Like Harry said, it's gotta be Lou,
because everything about you,
that's what makes you BEAUTIFUL.
And one day you will hold up your mic, and say...

"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THIS,
and it feels like...
Like NA NA NA, NA NA NA (x2)
I love you more than this...