What's it like to be gay?

When you're gay
Everyday is a nonstop cabaret

You've got style and flair
You're loved everywhere

Except for North Carolina

Bears and queens
And Catholic tweens

The world's your buff buffet

Come and join in the fun
Say hello to tight butts

And goodbye vaginas

Be gay, totally gay
Be gay

Be a bright and shining rainbow

Yes, you'll find your new identity
In the LGBT community

Oh

I'm gay, totally gay
He's gay

I'm a fabulous flouncing
Loud and proud cliché

Sashay
On display
All day

And I found my calling today
Hooray!

Oh, shanté!

So gay
It's a flaming hot pink-letter day

I'm not the boy I used to be
I'm here, I'm queer, get used to me

I'm gay
He's absolutely, undeniably gay