We're a happy family we're a happy family
we're a happy family me mom and daddy
We're a happy family we're a happy family
we're a happy family me mom and daddy

Siting here in Queens eating refried beans
we're in all the magazinesGulpin' down thorazines
we ain't got no friends our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send daddy likes men

daddy's telling lies baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the PresidentI'm friends with the Pope
we're all making a fortune selling Daddy's dope

Siting here in Queens eating refried beans
we're in all the magazines gulpin' down thorazines
we ain't got no friends our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send daddy likes men

We're a happy family we're a happy family
we're a happy family me mom and daddy

We're a happy family...
We're a happy family...
We're! a happy family...