Now Dusty, you don’t think I’m worth a dime
But not all men would comply.
I bet you, just by whipping off my shirt,
I could catch me somebody’s eye.
Or heck, it might take a big sign around my neck
Saying ‘I’ll do ANYTHING for free.’
But the point is, Dusty, I’m trying to explain that
Men are interested in me.
I ain’t been no heartbreaker before,
But them days are coming to an end.
Dusty, you better catch me now,
Before I learn how to catch men.
You might think I ain’t kidding nobody,
And there ain’t nothing I can do.
You might figure I can’t get me no man
If I can’t get a look from you.
But what if every man is unique?
There must be one of them who likes me!
Breaks out in a sweat, wants to get me wet, right?
So Dusty you better make your move
Before love makes it to me–
Better take me now while I’m down and free.
Now let’s talk a little more about this other man,
Let’s call him Mister Charms.
Mister Charms gets HOT, but he don’t run
When I walk in the room.
If I tripped over his feet he’d say,
‘My lady, please pardon me.’
He don’t buckle up his pants all tight
Like there’s something in there I wanna see.
He ain’t afraid I’ll take my clothes off;
He wouldn’t mind if I did.
He cares more about me
Than he do about his wife and kid.
Yeah Mr. Charms he’s nice and sweet
And sounding good right now.
I should try to find him,
But I don’t know where or how.
I’m sure he ain’t in Beverly Hills,
Cause no one here will even talk to me.
So take this chance to catch me while I’m free.
Chorus
Now in a free country you’re free
To keep those prickles on your heart.
You’re free to keep your girlfriend,
You’re free to keep you wife,
You’re free to put a lock around your buckle
and to throw away the key.
But in a free country it still ain’t nice
to just go around ignoring me.
So Dusty take this offer
that I’m making to you now–
Walk across this room and make love to me PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just fall in love with me tonight
Just take me here right now
Just try to undertake me while I’m free.