I guess I'll have to change my plan,
Another woman came along and took my man,
Why did I buy those black pyjamas,
Before the big affair began,

Before I knew where I was at,
I found myself upon the shelf, and that was that,
I tried to reach the moon but when I got there,
All that I could get was the air,

My feet are back upon the ground,
I've lost the one man I found,

Before I knew where I was at,
I found myself upon the shelf, and that was that,
I tried to reach the moon but when I got there,
All that I could get was the air,

My feet are back upon the ground,
I've lost the one man
The one man I found