This next song is, well, it's
Eh, I tell a story in here of my first visit to London
And I wrote, I wrote a song about that
Goes like this
First I landed in London town
While running through crowd they knocked me down
The man in the airport he locked me in a car
He said to me while smoking his cigar
No dogs allowed
Hey, hey, no dogs allowed
Well, you can sing and work and play for the crown
But I'm sorry son, no dogs allowed
I stood there in silence wondering what to do
The man said: "We're gonna take your dog from you"
I said: "Hey, mister, you got to be wrong"
You know I need to have my dog along
No dogs allowed
Hey, hey, no dogs allowed
Hey, well, you can sing and work and play for the crown
But I'm sorry son, no dogs allowed
Oh, yeah
Hey, well, you can sing and work and play for the crown
But I'm sorry son, no dogs allowed
Well, I begged and I pleaded
Wanted to talk to the MP
The ones that wouldn't have to do a thing with me
I said: "They let monkeys and shortdogs in by the crowd
But when it came to me, darn, no dogs allowed"
No dogs allowed
Hey, hey, no dogs allowed
Well, let me tell you, you can sing and work and play for the crown
But I'm sorry son, no dogs allowed
Well, I came anyway
What could I say?
There ain't nothing for me to do
So I'm here to play for you, hey, yeah
No dogs allowed, ah, ah, ah
But it's alright
Mmm, think they gonna come here, aha
Aha, yeah
No dogs allowed