[Man:] "Ready?"
[Sue:] "Alright!"
[Chorus:] "Happy Birthday to Charles, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Charles..."
[Sue:] "Play that weird minor chord..."
[Chorus:] "Happy birthday to you..."
[Sue:] "Play that minor chord!"
[Charles & Chorus:] "How old are you, How old are you"
[Charles:] "Fifty-four, motherfucker"
[Chorus:] ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
[Sue:] "Fifty-three"
[Charles Singing:] "How old are you?"
[Sue:] "Fifty-three Charles!"
[Charles:] "Fifty-four!"
[Sue:] "Fifty-three"
[Swede:] "How old are you now - tell me honestly..."
[Sue:] "Fifty-three! He was born in 1922"
[Swede:] "1922.."